According to Forbes.com, Las Vegas came in at 14 as the drunkest city in America. Shocking isn't it?! Even the title of the page shows how shocking they were that Las Vegas didn't come in first. So who beat my home town? MILWAUKEE! Wait, what? How? I guess since they don't have gambling, low-key prostitution, and 24 hour wedding chapels, they might as well drink.
Las Vegas, you've let me down. People come to you to drink and have fun, and yet you come in at 14?! I would understand if you came in at 2nd. Hell, I would be happy if you came in at 10. At least you would be at the top 10. But 14?! That is unacceptable.
We even have a motto for our city. "What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas." Having a motto says number 1 drunkest city. What's Milwaukee's motto? "We beat Vegas by 13 cities?"
I need to have a word with my friends and tell them that we need to help Las Vegas get to first. We aren't doing a good job. I'm very displeased. As for now kids, drink up! I know I sure will. I can be drinking right now, after all I do live in Vegas.
2 comments:
don't worry, i can help with that
Oh. I know you can. I'll be beside you drinking away. <3
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