Corn "Maze"

Last night I went to a corn maze out in Moapa Valley with Karen, her boyfriend Ryan, and his coworker Ty whom they were trying to set me up with. Karen doesn't know me very well. She does not know my type at all! Oh well. I agreed to go only to see this corn maze. When we got there, Ryan ran into some of his friends. Random huh? So we all went through the maze together in mini groups. Karen and I were holding flashlights and decided to flash the creepers before they get to us by yelling "headshot!" I felt so bad when I flashed a guy in the face. I didn't mean to but he ran right into the light. This corn maze wasn't even a maze at all! There was only one way to get out. It was pretty lame, but Karen and I were able entertain ourselves by "headshooting" people. The other fun party was watching one of Ryan's friends scream bloody murder with fright. After the corn maze, we decided to go to Pahrump and hang out in the desert and tell ghost stories with Ryan's friends. We saw a few shooting stars and the whole night we kept trying to scare Shaun. It's so cute to see guys scared of these things. Even though the guy and I didn't hit it off, I still had fun.

Don't Use Yourself As an Example

I went to Big Bear over the weekend for my mom's birthday. We were all hanging out in my uncle's cabin and we had 3 games of cards going on in the living room. It was funny cuz we were all using different types of cards. One regular set of cards, one mahjong set of cards, and the other were either humongous or round cards. Those were fun to play with. After a few rounds of cards, a few of us decided to play Taboo. Oh my goodness is that game fun, especially if you're competetive like my family. Boy were we loud and rombunctious. If you've never played the game, you have a word you are trying to get your team to guess, but there is a list of words you can't say to describe this word. Well, it was our team and I had to describe this word to my teammates. The word was "flab" and I decided to use myself as an example. BIG MISTAKE. The round went like this.

M: "I have these." And I kind of sat up higher thinking maybe they'll see I meant flab in my stomach.

C: "A belly!"
"Fat!"
"Celulite!"
"Rolls!"

M: "OMG you guys! Thanks for making me feel so great about myself"

It was so funny that I was laughing with tears in my eyes. But yes, never use yourself as an example. You never know what people will come up with. Besides that, Taboo is a great game! Especially if you're winning, like my team. By 10 points baby!

No Means No

My friend Karen tried to set me up with this guy. We talked a few times through facebook and through text/phone for a few days before meeting up. He lives by my house so he came over to hang out. He seemed like a cool guy so on Saturday I asked him to come over after partying with my family. Big mistake. This guy did a 180 on me. He was a total douche bag and didn't take no for an answer. He tried to get me to do stuff I didn't want to do and when I couldn't take it anymore, I kicked him out of my house. But before he left he kissed me, which made me feel really uncomfortable. So after I kicked him out, he calls me asking me if his keys were in my house. Great. I can't believe I have to let him back inside. His keys weren't in the house, and he still tried to kiss me. Are you fucking serious?! I'm trying to figure out what to do with you, and all you're concered right now is kissing me?? I asked if his keys are in his pockets and he said to search him. Guess what I found? A condom in his pocket! I can't believe after just 2 meetings, he really thought I was that type of girl to sleep with him. Idiot. Anyways, after he tried to kiss me again, I tell him to leave. Not more than 5 minutes later, he called me again, but I didn't pick up. He texted me saying he found his keys. They were under his car near the wheel. Yea, like I'm really that stupid to think you didn't put them there.

I call both Karen and Aprille whom are both friends with him and tell them what happened. They were both in shock and disgusted with the guy. They can't believe he would act that way. Karen expressed her disappointment towards him and so said we need to talk. We didn't get to talk til later that night and when I told him how uncomfortable he made me feel that night, he was shocked. Like he didn't realize what an asshole he was. Then he tried to make an excuse for his actions by saying he was just joking around. And I pointed out that he didn't act like he was joking around and he should have known better when a woman says no, she really means no, and she shouldn't have to repeat herself more than twice. He kept appologizing to me, but I really didn't feel he was sincere about it. He later told Karen that he feels he should just drop all his classes and move back to Utah so the three of us will feel comfortable he's gone. I really think he just wants to take the coward's way out now that a girl stood her ground and pointed out what he did wrong. This guy is just really immature and he just need to realize that not all girls are easy and should be treated with respect. He still wants to be friends but I told him we need to cool off for a bit and he still tried to push us being friends. He needs to also learn how to just accept things and stop pushing his opinions on others to make them change their minds. Big turn off!

Pizza Talk

We thought we were so sly using "pizza" to mean getting laid. Funny how a little inside joke turns into something we use all the time now. Last night people started picking up on it pretty quickly. Especially when we said Julia had pizza last night and is on number 2 now. We have no shame and will talk about anything and everything anywhere. After a night of dancing and drinking, we retired to Grand Luxe at the Venetian to eat. I brought my friend Shene with me to eat and we ended up talking about Julia's latest adventure in front of him. He said we were all cool for being really open in front of him. He said not a lot of girls talk about "pizza" especially in public. We're just different I guess.

Brrr! It's Cold in Here!

I'm really excited that fall is here. I absolutely love fall. I like to wear layers and jackets. The only thing is. I hate wearing shoes. I guess I have to put away my flip flops and start wearing shoes. Well, I need to buy shoes to wear. Even though I told myself I'll stop shopping for a bit, I really want to buy a trench coat. Man, I'll never stop shopping. Just recently I dropped my phone and played all the king's men and tried to put it back together again. I was almost successful. I'm just missing a button so now my phone is super ghetto. So I need to buy a new phone before this one breaks cuz let's face it. If my phone breaks, it's going to be the end of the world. I can't even leave the house without it let alone go through a whole day without a phone. One day I'll go through a month without using my credit card. One day.