God Must Be Angry

Remember when you were a kid and a thunderstorm came, your mom would tell you it's because God was angry? Boy was God furious last night! I woke up at 2 in the morning to a deafening sound of God yelling. For a good 30 minutes, I couldn't sleep because of the thunderstorm that paid me a visit. What did I do God?! I was talking to a few coworkers and they said they woke up around that time as well because of the thunderstorm. Well at least he wasn't angry at just me.