8.25.2007

Tan Lines

In less then 2 weeks I'll be turning 23 so yesterday I started my search for the perfect birthday outfit. This outfit has to be complimenting to my curves, be low cut enough to show off my lack of assets on top and be tight enough to compliment my bottom assets. I found a long top that is long enough that I can use it as a dress. It complimented my top assets perfectly until I saw my hard work during my vacation kicking me in the ass. I spent the week in California tanning so I wouldn’t look so pale for my birthday, so when I put on the dress I saw how much darker I got. Well when I put on the dress, my chest was perfectly tanned, but my boobs were white! Talk about random tan lines! I have this lotion that’s a subtle self-tanner that I used last night. It says in a week I’ll have a nice glow. We’ll see.

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